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koblala:
never-kill-on-the-first-date:
koblala:
never-kill-on-the-first-date:
koblala:
never-kill-on-the-first-date:
Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?
Yellow
No it’s red because of his shirt
No, it’s yellow because he loves honey
You have no idea what you’re talking about
DID I FUCKING STUTTER?
Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

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shavingryansprivates:

“can i ask you something?”
“you just did”

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rnonopoly:

WHEN YOU SEE THE SPIDER

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gravityfalse:

when you and your friend see someone you hate

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strawberryslurper:

me, for my entire birthday month: how could you do this to me On My Birthday

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ideokinesis:

hvlth-gxth:
team-bear-arms:
kingjaffejoffer:
shesajewel79:
kingjaffejoffer:
Just called my new boss by the wrong name in a meeting in front of everyone
What happened next??
Awkward silence from everyone
Nobody corrected me. I eventually found out a few mins later when someone called him by the right name
Call him by the wrong name again, but a different one than you just used.
Call him by the same wrong name again but forcefully and with eye contact. You’re the boss now.
Introduce yourself by his name and call him by your own name. You’re the boss now.